So sexy sick. Check out my sexy pink nose. #sexy #sick #lyfh8 (at The Little Flat of Horrors)
“Naked biscuits”. Remove all clothing. Take some butter and some sugar and some honey. Put it in a pot and stir over heat til combined. Set aside to cool. Then take some oats, self raising flour, a generous pinch of salt and some dried fruit and mix it all together. Add the cooled butter mixture and a couple of eggs and combine. Roll into small balls and press onto cookie sheets. Put in a moderate oven until they’re cooked. Enjoy. (at The Little Flat of Horrors)
“How can it only be fucking Wednesday Pie” take an onion, some garlic some mushrooms and chop them up. Put them in a pan and let sizzle for a bit. While that’s happening, get some pastry. Make it or buy it (lazy), whatever. Put it in your pie tin and blind bake in a moderate oven for a bit so your crust isn’t soggy. While that’s blind baking go back to your onions and junk and add 500g(ish) of mince, heaps of pepper, some salt and whatever herbs you have lying around that you like; as well as some instant gravy powder. When that’s done take your crust out of the oven and put the filling into it. Cover with more pastry. Put it back into the over for a bit until it looks done. Serve slathered in tomato sauce (optional) with either beer or cider (mandatory). (at The Little Flat of Horrors)
